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Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Bret, you failed to factor in that one of my descendants 300 years from now, while conducting genealogical research with archive.org (or its modern day equivalent), will run across my comment on this blog post and take it as a serious directive to build a time machine, travel back in time and render your entire family line infertile in the year 2010, and if this should prove to be too great a task, then he should train his descendants to continue working toward this goal utilizing the vast wealth my family acquired in 2480 selling Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator to a willing populace, with Brando profits deposited into a family bank account in 1982 using the aforementioned since successfully completed time machine in order to provide ample funds for the time machine's eventual development.

P.S. Brett, I'll never get the hang of the double-T in your name. I thought I'd always typed two T's, then one day saw only one T in your e-mail address and thought myself a long-confused doofus. So it is a pleasure, upon double-checking and seeing two T's just now, to know I am only a recently crowned doofus.

Eh, what's a name? Just a few letters.

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